While out on my regular job hunting quest this evening I came across this in the funnies section of HoldtheFrontPage.co.uk. Maybe it’s just the resulting lunacy that comes from filling out one too many application forms but I just can’t stop laughing every time I look at this, a genuine news story from The Harrogate Advertiser. (Notice underneath there's even a helpful little 'banana facts' sub-section.) Ah, the joys of local journalism. Please someone give me a job! I’ll hunt you down square satsumas or polka dot pears or whatever fruity freaks there are to be found!